← 2014 July 2014

  • Guess who just broke into the Texas wedding market?!!!???!!! #weebitexcited #popupwed

  • Idea for Disney and hospitals: Disney sponsor the children's ward and rename it the X-Wing of the hospital. #StarWars make hospital cool.

  • In-app game purchases are the 2014 version of the Timezone token.

  • Chatting to John and Garry on @NewsTalk2UE about cool places to get married in a minute.

  • Is there a business ATM in Brisbane that will give you change for a til?

  • Now that we've gotten rid of the carbon tax I can finally afford to grind up and smoke $50 notes in my pipe.

  • Call me judgey but I'll avoid a bearded man wearing a Slayer shirt carrying a bottle in a brown paperbag by the neck in the Valley at 1pm.

  • Apple and IBM forge global partnership ... Steve Jobs rolls over in his grave.

  • "The phone call is greater than the Facebook comment" - modern saying I just coined

  • What's with everyone keeping peeves as pets? Doesn't everyone know they're dangerous?

  • "You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time." Inventor, Charles Kettering

  • Pretty proud to announce that I'm going to be taking up a Certificate IV in Reading My @Telstra Bill.

  • Trying my hand at Reddit advertising. Watch out /r/perth tomorrow!

  • I just can't believe that King Missile haven't had more hits.

  • Ian Thorpe's sexuality isn't news. Ian Thorpe's sexuality being news, is news. More in our 6pm bulletin.

  • Fire near Kessels Road, anyone know what's up, I can see smoke plummeting from the western side of the M1.

  • Dear old nerds, many many many moons ago an @APCmag cover CD contained heaps of really old PDF editions of the mag. I'd love to find this.

  • Reached a whole new level of receipient-of-celebrant-anger today as a celebrant from Victoria corrects me (incorrectly) on my blog. Bless.

  • Anyone know anything about official Instagram advertising I. Australia? Is there someone you call?

  • Dear comedians, why now Brazilians waxed jokes today?

  • Well, at least Brazil won the Hottest People In The World Cup, which is arguably better than soccer.

  • Is "sorry we don't serve syrups here" the new racism? #coffeeism #stupidquestionsbyjosh

  • I've spent all afternoon making a belt out of my watches. I wouldn't recommend it as it's a complete waist of time.

  • "I CAN'T THEY'RE SHUTTING ORKUT DOWN!!!!!" - no-one

  • "Guards, I order you to tie this Kangaroo down, indeed" - #RolfHarris being sentenced in my imagination

  • "Back in my day we had to deal with multiple popup ads popping up over the browser window when we tried to download a TV show" - us in 40yrs

  • Mind you, they're all on their iPhones and Facebook whilst talking about it.

  • Sitting at a cafe listening to the table next to me recite stories from Sea FM this morning ... maybe radio's not as dead as they say it is.

  • At some point in the last decade our society decided talking or magical cars weren't cool anymore. What happened to us?