← 2015 October 2015

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  • Wallabies, they don’t pay ‘em to sing.

  • 138.16

  • A wedding isn't supposed to test you, or challenge you, or tire you, or stretch you, or break you. It's supposed to celebrate you.

  • I just counted eight police cars heading west on the Robina Parkway, heading towards the M1

  • 138.54

  • Business idea: release an awesome movie in 2015 where we travel forward in time to 2045 and make some predictions about 2045. Then we wait.

  • I, for one, couldn’t care less about our new Red overlord.

  • I'm really hoping something spectacular happens at 4:29pm god damnit

  • Getting a really good day of business learning squeezed into a day full of meetings as well! Loving @Unbilled_com_au conf! #unbilledbris

  • Learning about the law for creative nerds at #unbilledbris

  • The poor guy looked so conflicted.

  • Walked out of my hotel, opened Uber & saw that there was a 15 min delay with a 1.5x surge so I got in the taxi waiting. He knows the deal.

  • So @MolksTVTalk and I are more often in different cities or countries at the same time than we are at home.

  • Hey @Qantas could all those LCD monitors in the baggage collection area in Sydney be used for “your flight is on this carousel”

  • My father-in-law spends most of his day reading weather forecasts to me like I never spent a decade of my life doing that on the radio.

  • New report shows that Mars water still cheaper than Fiji Water.

  • By the way - is there a hotel in the Sydney domestic airport grounds or are they all on the other side of the road?

  • I’m @SteeleSaunders’ celebrant soon, would really love some input from @marcmaron on the wedding ceremony.

  • Guy playing guitar on the Beenleigh M1 overpass. Tell us your story footbridge musician legend!

  • Do the banks know that whoever launches with Apple Pay first will immediately see me get a credit card with them?

  • Some punk somewhere is about to experience shit getting real in quite the rapid fashion.

  • Squad of undercover Police cars furiously trying to head south on the M1 from Varsity Lakes Police Station.

  • I don't know what kind of early-adopter-sin I've committed but FB & Twitter both have features called moments and I can't access either :/

  • A dead president favourited my tweet yesterday. This has great implications for Christian teachings.

  • Life goal reached: memorised the @atpfm end of show song.

  • All I want is some really good advice on the best/easiest Wordpress Multisite host ... thousands of stupid and useless blog posts in return.

  • Probably the worst thing about living in a 2015 world is that Google searches are full of perfectly useless, SEO-perfecrt, articles.

  • New Twitter game: Does @MarkDiStef gave a gif for that? How to play: you tweet Mark and if he has no gif for that, you win.

  • Then I saw his face, now I'm a belieber.

  • I've fallen down the rabbit hole. I have seen Ju5tin B1eber's p3n15 and I can never come back from this. Everywhere I look is JB P3N15.

  • Possibly the best post-wedding email I've received: "Can we book you in for 10 years time when we decide to renew our vows?"

  • That's in 30 minutes ;)

  • Download the Periscope free app - search for @wedvid - at 6pm you'll get a notification!

  • Exciting day for bookstores not stocking ever book ever published. Get back to me when you have EVERYTHING, @avidreader4101.

  • Gympie has a sushi tram.

  • Gympie’s nice, for a town that floods annually

  • I have this weird desire to play Sierra PC games from the 90s

  • “We attribute our success, as I say often, to stubbornness and stupidity” — exec. at a company that’s making money selling cassette tapes

  • When iiNet's service is playing up, then you get a bill, so you put it in Quickbooks and OS X autocorrects it to Inept. Apple's got my back.

  • Dismal screening of some pre-recorded Footy Show bullshit after the #NRLGF. There goes my annual viewing of free-to-air TV.

  • All in all it's pretty unfair to hold a State of Origin match and not invite the NSW team. But I'll take the win.

  • In 3 hours time, when the stadium is empty they'll bring their Broncos onto the field and release their confetti cannons #probably #NRLGF

  • Damn it feels good to be a #Queenslander #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • WE HAVE JUST FINISHED FOOTBALL AS WE KNOW IT. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK FOOTY #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WE SHOULD ALL JUST STOP SPORTING NOW. #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • It's like a stadium of feels #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • Almost having a freaking heart attack here

  • I'm calling for a review of the goal post painters. It's definitely rigged #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • OHGJHNGBO

  • aAAATHKGMHFGGNBVBBHBGFGHGEDGYTGHHDGHHTGJHH

  • Could he have a harder kick? #nrlgf #ridemcowboys

  • The tension! #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • FUCCKKKKK

  • This is a ducking Eminem song lived out in football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys #obechanceoneopportunity

  • What a time to be alive #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • Holy fuck #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • 20 minutes out, this is where Qld really starts playing football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • The Cowboys are so hungry for this win. This is football worth watching. Thanks for sitting this one out, NSW #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • I don't think ice seen two teams come into a #NRLGF with so much respect for each other

  • How have I never seen Thurston's wings?! #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • THURSTON'S WINGS??!!?? #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • It's really nice to see the NSWRL allowing is foreigners to have a win today #NRLGF

  • I wish the #NRLGF ads were better ... Can't we take a cue from the #SuperBowl? Cc @MolksTVTalk

  • Looking at Thurston's face and you can just see ten years of "for the love of God, please" #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • The #bronxnation is getting nervous! That try was too easy! #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • That close! #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • Thurston is so damn keen to kick #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • Just so I'm on the record for 80 minute mark: #GoCowboys #NRLGF

  • A really hot way to get your wife in the mood is to do the serious-faced-bogan-dancing-to-Barnsey-at-a-wedding dance. She loves it #NRLGF

  • "Jimmy Barnes' songs named after other parts of Vietnam" is an album I'd like to see soon #NRLGF

  • Thanks for perpetuating the bogan/football thing with Barnsey, NRL #NRLGF

  • Dan Murphy lady: would you like a receipt? Me: no thanks, I can't claim beer back on tax :) Lady: you need a new accountant

  • I'm thinking of moving to a company from a sole trader. Are there any Aussie startups providing services around that space? @CTAspley

  • Anyone want an iPhone 6s Plus 128Gb?

  • I'm about to have three times as many iPhones as I desired. @Telstra Life is exciting! #TelstraLyf!

  • Update on my iPhone 6s Plus order: I pre-ordered 2, was told their was no pre-order, so bought 2, then 2 arrived, now 2 more on the way!

  • There's a Yoga expo at Brisbane's Old Museum today. Getting me there would be a stretch.

  • Between that and being awarded the highest wedding award in Australia, the WEOA three diamond award, it's a good week for awards!

  • When you have too many iPhone 6s Plus', is there a collective noun you could use to describe all of them?

  • All I wanted was two iPhone 6s Plus' for Britt and I. After pre-ordering two @Telstra said I had zero. Now, magically, I have four.