← 2015 November 2015

  • ANZ internet banking down earlier today, Bankwest this afternoon, related?

  • I think it's sad that Japan is slowly but surely redefining what it means to have "a whale of a time".

  • So, what's the go with Just Jeans having things other than jeans?

  • So thankful this weekend. Three amazing couples being wed in three spectacular & unique ceremonies in three states. Qld yesterday, Vic today

  • Are there any support groups I can join for liking new Justin Bieber songs?

  • I used hairspray as anti-perspirant today, so I'm off to a good start. Melbourne bound now!

  • Is it all BS, or am I accidentally "big on LinkedIn"?

  • Plus a friend request from a breakfast TV host

  • I just opened it for my monthly "clearing of the notifications" & there's the former media CEO endorsing me for a skill I don't have

  • Is LinkedIn a thing?

  • Can you even be insane in the membrane? Or were Cypress Hill just singing a lyric that rhymed?

  • About to talk #samesexmarriage and #commitmentceremonies on @612brisbane

  • My Watch just crashed. What a time to be alive.

  • Remember when uber used to mean cool/awesome/great instead of #fucktaxis

  • This week he starts work at the Amazon UK distribution centre and I'm pretty sure he won't know where the Amazon bus will pick him up from.

  • It's been fun watching his journey, eBay purchases through to job applications.

  • For a while now, some poor guy in the UK has being giving out one of my old Gmail email addresses as his own.

  • I just yelled "get to the chopper!" but there was only a car. So I guess that's my life now. Miss you, chopper.

  • I'm about to catch a ferry to Tangalooma and I've got a 12:15 helicopter back to Brisbane -- but it's pouring.

  • Can helicopters fly in the rain? Is it safe? Is that a stupid question?

  • Every time @imyke says "Hey Siri" on a podcast while I'm driving & listening, my iPhone is all like, "Yo, Mike, long time no speak, waddup?"

  • Dear, City of Love, please love.

  • Annual @easyweddings survey of 2200 cpls actually entering into marriage (as opposed to old white men) reveals 79% support marriage equality

  • Do you even tweet, bro?

  • Honestly. Screw hover boards.

  • He's currently having a nap, he's the white top on the ground on the right

  • Hardest part of celebrancy is preparing a funeral service ... funeral celebrancy is definitely a calling, not a job

  • Kind of excited about finding out what Australia is getting for the War On Christmas this year!

  • I told him that in 2015 there's only room for one podcast to go viral per year.

  • You've never seen a grade four student more excited when there's a possibility they'll "go viral"

  • Happy that new 2am "last drink" laws don't affect me.

    Sad that 2am "last drink" laws don't affect me.

    Old age.

  • Amazon’s retail bookstore.

    Next, Google telephone directory, Hotmail PO Boxes, Qantas horse & carriage, & Microsoft’s timber office desk.

  • Search for Josh and you’ll find me there.

  • Apparently I spend too much time in Robina so I think everything is there.

  • Should I intervene? It seems rude. But ruder that he’s being ripped off. Also, it’s the Pacific Fsir store, not Robina.

  • Older customer in the Robina @NextByte store is currently being conned into buying the old #AppleTV when he asked for the new one.

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