← 2016 January 2016

  • Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my iPhone… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together

  • NZ bound tonight! GC ✈️ Christchurch!

  • In 2000 years we'll be preaching all this shit @kanyewest @ElaheIzadi

  • About to crash a #hottest100 party and turn it into a wedding!

  • John @Gruber has a podcast intro tune and now I'm questioning my whole existence.

  • There's two children in business class on my flight. That sweet Minecraft money must be pouring in.

  • All of the text (I think) has been copied from the T&Cs we agreed to when we we last installed Windows. Any banks speak english?

  • Maybe banks would do better if they spoke english for humans on their websites?

  • Looking at the @ANZ_AU business accounts the primary difference is something called "Additional Key Package Benefits" which means FA

  • Is one bank better than others for small business (trust) banking?

  • Need to open new business bank accounts - any reason I should move away from ANZ where I currently am?

  • I don't think I've ever procrastinated more on any other social network than Snapchat

  • I wonder if we can't do it today, through the powers of manipulation and Twitter @MolksTVTalk @ThingCommittee

  • Ok people, @MolksTVTalk and I have been struggling to find time in the schedule for a @ThingCommittee podcast recording

  • Has Skype gone the way of trampoline and xerox? I just had a client talk about Skyping me over FaceTime.

  • My mango looked ripe, but it wasn't ripe. I'm now questioning everything, & nothing makes sense anymore. What kind of God would allow this?

  • Stick around until at least 1:48

  • Thinking of calling myself "the @netflix of weddings" just because the terminology has lost its meaning now #thenetflixof

  • Hard to believe that not a single store I've called in Melbourne has a Ricoh spherical 360 camera, the Theta S, or even a 360fly.

  • I'd like to have a shot at shooting a wedding ceremony in 360 this weekend.

  • I know I should just order one online, but I'm about to take off to Melbourne - has anyone seen a Ricoh Theta S in-store in Melbourne?

  • The closest I got to knowing how to use it is when it gave me access to every single Fairfax paper's social media. Now they use Hootsuite.

  • This software had apparently cost tens of thousands of dollars and I could t figure it out.

  • 2/2 that they tried to force on us at 4BC

  • Essendon't, am I right?!

  • It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about. Watching some good friends screaming, “Let me out!”

  • The "it's a hoax"res have more credibility on Twitter than anywhere else ... it's like we all place our faith in someone confirming a hoax.

  • “I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.” - David Bowie, 1947 - 2016

  • Twitter is like one big group text message that we have put on mute

  • Whistlestop tour of my couple's' favourite Sydney cafes ☕️💒😬🎉

  • Just met the smartest guy I follow on social media, @mpesce, at @gcairport!

  • Dear, @CAH, if you're sponsoring @atpfm this year can @siracusa review fans?

  • Every week @Scotty_McDonald and I call each other and talk about technology for hours, so we decided to turn it into a podcast.

  • Maybe once Uber confirms your surge rate you have to answer a quiz about who the current PM is or whether "your" is being used correctly.