← 2016 June 2016

  • Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

  • Let's be honest about social networks. The main reason we're hoping one dies is so a new one rises where we can all get better usernames.

  • Anyone know how the different political parties feel about coffee? Trying to make an informed decision for tomorrow.

  • I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Perfection is impossible. Don't aim for perfection in your marriage or home. Instead, aim for progress.

  • Asking for a friend.

  • Is there a political party you could vote for that would equally serve your own financial interests but also not make you look selfish?

  • Listening to @wendyzuckerman's @sciencevs preview episode (cause I'm a @Gimletmedia member) and there's a hilarious mis-edit at 18 min's in

  • Vote 1 for heaters this weekend.

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Never stop being curious about your spouse. There's always more for you to learn about them.

  • Where would you elope to, if you could?

  • Wake me up, when, American and Britain are great again ...

  • I just found a password vulnerability in ANZ's Internet Banking. I feel Michael Bolton from Office Space.

  • Which flowers should I get Britt? I know NOTHING about flowers!

  • Pro Tip: Investing money into your marriage saves you investing money into your divorce.

  • Commonwealth countries and former British colonies say that a "British Independence Day sounds ironic", probably.

  • Today the world drinks English #Brexit Tea

  • My natural gas supplier just wrote me a letter solely asking me to visit a URL. That's the world we live in now.

  • "Brexit", more like, "we just don't like other people"

  • Now it begins. First it was #Brexit, then it will be every country name mixed with a "we hate immigrants" word and some won't make sense!

  • Share the love - what wedding business has been awesome to you recently? Mention them in the comments!

  • What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?

  • "You're born alone, and you die alone. The value of the space in between is trust and love." - Louise Bourgeois

  • Old white football guy/s do another stupid thing. It's almost a trope, unfortunately it's reality.

  • 2 things I know for sure, that our flight will always be at the furtherest away gate, & our luggage will always be the last on the carousel.

  • I love all this "respect for women" stuff like its a new top 40 album all the AFL leaders are really digging right now.

  • Boats: the 90s pop stars of #auspol

  • The day of reckoning has come: I have just received a booking from another Joshua Withers. I finally get to marry me!

  • I'm open to blog post ideas - anything you'd like help with that I could write about?

  • Anyone know Berlin? Is Friedrichstrasse a good place to stay?

  • Dear Australian banks, imagine the awesomeness of emoticons in direct debit references/messages. IMAGINE IT!

  • Where did you meet your bride/groom/husband/wife?

  • ... endless newbie is the new default for everyone, no matter your age or experience" - Kevin Kelly, The Inevitable

  • "Most of the important technologies that will dominate life 30 years from now have not yet been invented ...

  • 26 people ahead of me. I might just finish the book I just started

  • Plan for a successful marriage, not a successful wedding. Id you do that yo'll have a successful wedding automatically.

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • I would argue that if you're not taking a risk for love, then you're possibly not loving. Take a risk for your favourite person today.

  • "Behind every complaint there is a deep personal longing" - John Gottman. What is your spouse longing for from you?

  • Did you choose your wedding photographer based on price or photos?

  • With the power given to me by Facebook, I pronounce you your partner's cheerleader.

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • Does your partner know how you like to be kissed? Send them a txt now letting them know.

  • "Without music, life would be a mistake" - Nietzsche

    Who's playing the music at your wedding?

  • "You hate travelling with kids don't you mum!?" says the excited and well-informed knee-high human to her mother as we board the 6hr flight.

  • My favourite words come from the mouths of babes:

  • So much love

  • Part of me is glad every day when i see him still alive, sticking it to 2Day FM simply by breathing air.

  • As confronting as that is, what a sad state of affairs for a radio station, and a talent, to be in. Waiting for a win in the obituaries.

  • Some initially suggested it would be cheap/houso type people - but there are so many people registering that have great jobs from good areas

  • The most amazing thing about #marriageamensty day is the people it is attracting. They're right across the spectrum of the population.

  • Hopefully I can do better mouth.

  • With any luck tomorrow at 7:50am I might do a little better.

    I'm on air taking about #marriageamnesty & it's going to be awesome!

  • Consider this your official tease: The Today Show, Friday, 7:55am.

  • And a few news orgs have poked around and had a look at it

  • I haven't convinced a venue/cafe/something to let me host it somewhere yet, so at this point it might happen in Hyde Park or similar?

  • Things are going crazy on the #marriageamnesty front: photographers are flying to Sydney, and driving from across Sydney to shoot the day!

  • Step 4) Reinforce the reason why I'd never made a purchase on @Kogan before today. Nice company, @ruslankogan ✌🏼

  • Step 2) Delay asking for @qantas frequent flyer number until after payment

  • Kogan marketing: Step 1) offer a 10 @Qantas points per dollar spent to lure in new customers

  • I tried paying with my phone today, and looked like even more of an idiot than I normally would using Apple Pay.

  • I lost my Phone in Bali last week, I've been using an old iPhone in between insurance claims etc, & the feature I miss the most: #ApplePay

  • The last "most adult thing" ever was also with my accountant. I ought to stop seeing him. He's probably the reason I'm going grey.

  • I'm currently scheduling a tax-planning meeting with my accountant, topping the "most adult thing I've ever done" list.

  • I'm proclaiming September 24, 2016, a day of marriage amnesty, a pardon for everyone that wants to be married, but a wedding has stopped you

  • The best thing about tonight is realising there's a Twitter bot that auto-liked tweets that mention thought leader.

  • Every Monday night I realise I completely missed #qanda by living life outside of the outragesphere again.

  • Between the waves, cars, and planes crashing in Burleigh today, it'd be a great place to get dinner tonight, so many free carparks.

  • ABC New: car on fire in Burleigh. 9News: A plane has crashed at Burleigh.

  • "After being together for 23 years and 3 grown children money has always got in the way.so this will gove ius no..." marriedbyjosh.c

  • Anyone with the email for Kyle and Jackie O's producers?

  • The public eye sucks balls quite a lot. What that statement is true, it's also seemingly where I've made my bed.

  • If you have been "meaning to", or "wanting to" get married but a wedding has been standing in the way, September 24 in Sydney is your day.

  • Launch time!!! I'm proclaiming September 24 as marriage amnesty day.

  • Do I sound desperate?

  • Any cafe at all in Sydney?

  • Somewhere for me to sit, with a laptop plugged into power, and sign the paperwork for a tonne of people to get married for free

  • I was originally thinking a wedding venue or something, but they're all full on Saturdays already ... so just a cafe might be awesome

  • Trying to find a place to host Marriage Amnesty Day on September 24, a Saturday

  • Sydney help needed: does anyone know a cafe owner somewhere around Sydney city/inner west/east/something like that?

  • FIL does't realise his Pandora internet radio uses the internet .... this is 2016 for sons-in-law

  • So, in summary: September 24 in Sydney, free marriages for everyone, consider it one big massive free pop-up wedding

  • Details etc all to come ... just thought I'd put a date in anyone's calendar

  • No cost, just eternal, unconditional love for some other human 🤘🏻

  • Because a marriage is wayyyy better than a wedding

  • So on September 24 in Sydney, I'm going to marry anyone and everyone I am legally allowed to.

  • Thanks to @MolksTVTalk and @BYoungBris for the word help

  • They asked me to donate my services they had paid for to someone else, and I thought, why not go one step further: a day of Marriage amnesty

  • One of my couples in Sydney have just called off their wedding, because despite wanting to be married, the wedding was too much. So ....

  • Which isn't really describing it well ...

  • It's a word to describe a day, or event, where everyone can be forgiven or atoned, kind of - like a day where a service is free for a day

  • Any word nerds able to help me remember the word I'm trying to think of?