← 2016 December 2016

  • Listening back to a @thingcommittee podcast episode from 2013 ... I feel like I was a million years younger but @SteveMolk still sounds old

  • Really good idea: 24/7 @Xero helpline. I just want to chat to someone.

  • Leonardo Caprio won an Oscar, then the rest of 2016 happened. Coincidence?

  • If I ever hear the phrase "there's still time to run" to a groom from a family member again I'll probably snap.

  • In short, the secret to an awesome wedding is ditching the bridal party

  • As a professional wedding attender I can tell you that weddings without bridal parties > weddings with bridal parties

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • We're thinking South Pacific out of Brisbane - but we honestly know nothing.

  • Hey travellers - Britt and I are thinking of going on a cruise for the first time in 2017 - where's a good place to research cruises?

  • Which celebrity would you invite to your wedding assuming our cats were busy?

  • What would your wedding look like if you didn't have any guests? Start planning from that point and make your guests fit around you ✌🏼

  • Margot Robbie served Coco Pops for dessert at her wedding and now Britt and my wedding is the second best wedding to have ever occurred 🍽👏🏻

  • Movie idea: The year is 2016, accounting software still sucks, but one company wants it to suck more: Xero Effect

  • Confidence is #clamxav (MacOS antivirus software) finding a "virus" in @stripe's javascript on loading the Stripe dashboard

  • Asking for a friend.

  • I'm talking really fucking frustrated.

  • I wonder how many people have bought Office 365 after trying to do stuff in Apple Numbers and getting super frustrated.

  • It's like a real life Youtube video.

  • Some genius is on the public piano at #thekitchens starting @Coldplay songs beautifully then descending into a toddler smashing on keys.

  • Feeling quite proud of that last tweet

  • What's the best wedding photo ever, like, in the history of the universe? I'd love to see it.

  • Scene 1: dragons Scene 2: nazi symbol Scene 3: Michael@Bay's name Scene 4: Transformer in a football stadium.

    Bloody hell.

  • Ten points to Toyota for screening a 'prequels suck' ad before #StarWarsRogueOne

  • Pro Tip: Investing money into your marriage saves you investing money into your divorce.

  • Idea: a viral video full of big name celebrities asking big name celebrities to stop making viral videos asking people to do stuff.

  • I'd probably be even cooler if I could type it

  • I feel like I'd be more popular if i understood crickey

  • Tomorrow morning: I'm a guest on Radio National's Life Matters!

  • How many peeps in your bridal party? Are they all the same gender, either side?

  • I've just been confirmed as a guest on @RNLifeMatters on Monday morning - tune in!

  • Why are you getting married where you are getting married?

  • and a Josh to ensure the whole gag is shared online.

  • Proving once more that God is real, he fills a Qantas flight with hungover schoolies, a choir of screaming babies,

  • Is that what kids say these days?

  • The two schoolies passed our next to me on this flight went hard

  • "You're born alone, and you die alone. The value of the space in between is trust and love." - Louise Bourgeois