← 2017 March 2017

  • À partir d'aujourd'hui, le 1/4/17, toutes mes cérémonies de mariage seront en français pour augmenter la sensualité de mes mariages.

  • As of today, 1/4/17, all of my marriage ceremonies will be in French to increase the sexiness of my weddings.

  • Crazy/awesome idea: Sunrise ceremony, brunch party. Sunset drinks with just the two of you.

  • I'm open to blog post ideas - anything you'd like help with that I could write about?

  • Choosing music for your wedding tip: Good music acts as a guide to good living. Let your wedding music be the soundtrack to your marriage.

  • Where did you meet your bride/groom/husband/wife?

  • "Nothing awakens us to the reality of life so much as true love" - Vincent Van Gogh

  • Table next to me is a job interview, grade nine girl interviewing for a job at the cafe ... I remember being way more scared than this girl

  • Bonus: I know the safety demo word for word now

  • Not feeling very woke // flight 3/3 for today, take me home to the Gold Coast, QF

  • If you've got some news you need to release, you've got about 10 minutes to get that press release drafted 9pm NYC and the world collapses

  • Mere minutes until the world get's to see Trump's tax returns and I'm pretty sure Twitter's gearing up the fail-whale

  • Confession: I have a playlist called 'Great song' that only has Dave Dobbyn's Slice of Heaven on it. I'm cultured like that.

  • Step 1: Put effort into your marriage. Step 2: Enjoy your marriage. Step 3: Go to step 1.

  • I think @GlennontheGC mistook me as a talent scout for one of a weekend TV show showcasing local hotspots. Also, Mudgeeraba isn't terrible.

  • Don't be surprised when you see me admitted to rehab for my inbox zero addiction.

  • A kid three rows up just screamed "I need a nap!!" We all dude little bro, we all do. SYD ✈️ OOL

  • Voicemail message: "Hi, it's James, I'm out doing all the things you're dreaming about doing so leave a message"

    #humansofmyinbox

  • Dropbox begins alienating pro users, but renaming Pro to Plus. I trust this means at sometime I need to hire staff or change to @BoxHQ?

  • I'm with @PaulineHansonOz, hearing only @shakira on the radio would suck.

  • Still alive #88evil

  • Hey @gravityforms and @stripe - when will we be able to #ApplePay with the two of you?

  • Wanna be unpopular? So does my podcast guest today 🤓 Episode 5: Holt me, thrill me, kill me, meet the Unpopular Director of Connections

  • Megan's pumped! #JointAddress

  • This would be a great time to drop a press release you wanted no-one to read #jointsessions

  • Airpods in, angry face read, let's #jointsession