← 2017 May 2017

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Stress = low libido. Enough said.

  • Love

  • Is this thing on?

  • That's the Josh Withers guarantee.

  • A&K come in for a meeting about their marriage ceremony and we end up talking about getting a haircut for 30 minutes.

  • As if Islamic State isn't going to claim this ... even if it didn't it's a hot grab for their "cause"

  • Hey @rodemics here's my dream product: Rodelink Newsshooter BUT the receiver is a USB interface for a phone/laptop or the best: @mevocamera

  • What could I say to help guests know that their phones and cameras are not for the ceremony? It's hard convincing everyone to go unplugged!

  • I'm telling you this because I don't want to let my love of song to tear us apart.

  • Almost every marriage ceremony I've performed has an obscure song lyric in it.

  • Fun fact: for over eight years I've been marrying people and dropping song lyric Easter eggs into their ceremonies.

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Give your spouse your undivided attention soon. Quality time is quality.

  • What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

  • I'm driving from Esk to the GC - where can I buy a car battery?

  • Your marriage isn't a destination, it's not a goal you can reach or something you can achieve or finish. It's a journey. A process.

  • That moment when you realise that you'd be left behind if your friend was friends with Men Without Hats.

  • EVERYONE LOGS ONTO TWITTER LIKE THEY START CALLING EXS WHEN THEIR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES THEM

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  • Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Vulnerability is integrity's best mate - and integrity is your marriage's BFF.

  • Not see Steve Bannon