← 2020 January 2020

  • I felt seen but not herd in today’s ceremony

  • How to prepare for the 29 Days Club content challenge

  • Considering getting a full body tattoo to save on clothes. Please discuss.

  • My idea of a luxury car is one that does not beep.

  • Luna: Can I ask you an equestrian?

  • The 29 Days Club, a content challenge for businesses

  • May your day be Australian, your onions be on top of the sausage, and your empathy for Australia’s First Nation people be full.

  • Imagine if there were no casinos today, and someone tried to introduce the first casino. They would be protested out of town for building a business on the backs of everyone’s financial insecurities.

  • The day you vote me in as your Primal Munster I will mandate that all toilets will always be available. Wait, you shalt not.

  • I'm not at liberty to disclose how I know this information, but the Airpods Pro case is remarkably waterproof and soap-proof for something that is clearly not waterproof.

  • When elected as your Primal Minister, I will standardise coffee cup sizes. No more fancy names. You’ll either get a small, medium, or large.

  • Honestly, I’m ok with the music industry just pumping out covers of Higher Love from here on out. Why would anyone try and make more or better songs?

  • If you choose me as your leader, in the first 100 days of my government, we will eliminate all middle seats on aircraft.

  • As your Prime Minister I vow to make turbulence illegal. We are helping Qantas and Virgin all of the time on so many other issues, and yet they refuse to fly smoothly. They will have to step up to the plate and help our great Country, NOW! MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN.

  • This is a really well written and even more importantly, well researched, article on the ‘whole 5G thing’ and whether or not it (or wifi or 3G or 4G or radio) causes cancer

  • When you, the fine burghers of our town, Australia, elect me as your King, I promise that all coffee cup handles will be big enough for at least one, if not two, fingers to go in.

  • “One of the biggest challenges we face is staying kind with profound disagreement—and staying kind when a mechanism has been set up to make money and power out of hate.” — Penn Jillette

  • University of SoCal has a class on friendship. It has the longest waiting list for enrolments. This is the world in 2020

  • Broken Heads Beach, Blackened

  • It's all ok guys, everyone settle down. The massive spider I was going to burn down the house to kill, is just a gecho. Nothing to see here, move along.

  • An idea for Apple and the law enforcement agencies wanting access to the iPhones of criminals.

  • It seems like a good time to tell you that Britt, Luna, and I are also taking a step back from our royal duties. Don’t @ me bro.

  • Imagine being the person that created a situation which required people to clarify exactly what kind of farewell they were issuing.

    "Bye!"

    "Which kind of bye?"

    "Oh, sorry, a really good bye!"

  • Man, John Mulaney’s Sack Lunch Bunch is pure magic.

  • Great dietary advice

  • Taumarunui, New Zealand

  • New Zealand thus afternoon