← 2024 January 2024
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No-one asked but if I was a wrestler my walk-out music would be In The Shadows by The Rasmus
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For those of us that know Internet Explorer 4.0 was the GOAT, a reflection on the Geocities, marquee rage, dial-up Internet era, the 90s on the web, by Zach Holman
Have you ever shoved a
<blink>into a<marquee>tag? Pixar gets all the accolades today, but in the 90s this was a serious feat of computer animation. By combining these two tags, you were a trailblazer. A person capable of great innovation. A human being that all other human beings could aspire to. You were a web developer in the 1990s. -
I've written the first seven issues of my new daily email letter for wedding celebrants: Aisle Authority.
I'm writing for the North American wedding officiants and celebrants that contact me every day, but Aussies and well honestly anyone, is welcome to jump on board.
www.aisleauthority.email is the place to subscribe if you want to be the best damn wedding ceremony creator in the world.
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For those of us that know Internet Explorer 4.0 was the GOAT, a reflection on the Geocities, marquee rage, dial-up Internet era, the 90s on the web, by Zach Holman
Have you ever shoved a
<blink>into a<marquee>tag? Pixar gets all the accolades today, but in the 90s this was a serious feat of computer animation. By combining these two tags, you were a trailblazer. A person capable of great innovation. A human being that all other human beings could aspire to. You were a web developer in the 1990s. -
Took a peek at a peak across the Remarkables today
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40 years of the Mac and why I can't use anything else now
By the time I was buying my first Apple Macintosh computer the launch of the Mac in 1984 was already a myth, a story shared from one nerd to another, like in an Aboriginal Australian cave painting.
In grade five there was an Apple IIe at the back of the classroom no-one knew how to use but when I realised that the computer magazines at the library full of computer programs and games written in Basic contained not just ideas and lines of code - yes, actual real code just printed in paper magazines - but code I could type into an Apple computer, execute, and then enjoy, I was hooked.
I kept on reading those computer magazines like APCMag, PC User, PCMag, Macuser, Mac Format, and countless others whose names escape me but the school library stocked so generously.
At one stage I designed on paper my dream computer which would triple-boot Microsoft Windows, OS/2 Warp, and Mac OS System 8. I think a "Mac on a PCI card" product had been released, or the opposite for inserting in a Mac, so I designed my Frankenstein's monster of a computer and presented it to class imagining that they would a) care, and b) be in awe of my product design and computer engineering. Alas neither Steve Jobs or Bill Gates wrote and congratulated me.
I'm not sure how I wrangled it, but somehow our family acquired a Packard Bell IBM-compatible personal computer with a 486 SX 25/33 processor, 4MB of RAM, no sound card, but it did come with Windows 3.11.
The Radio Rentals rented computer and I quickly became close friends but somehow with its 25MHz CPU and 4MB of RAM the computer ran slower than a slug chasing down an ice cream truck.
Enter, my Uncle Grant.
Uncle Grant was my super uncle from Townsville who sold and serviced Apple computers. We'd not been on friendly talking terms about computers since I used his Apple Macintosh and neglected to save a document he had open, but he was quick to diagnose the problem with my computer's speed: I had an image as my desktop wallpaper. Also, he was quick to quip that "a Mac wouldn't have that problem."
What he neglected to acknowledge is that a Withers didn't have a spare buck either so we went without a Mac for about a decade more.
As I'm sure is the story for most modern Mac users, having your own personal Macintosh Desktop Experience was a dream for too long.
Years later Apple announced the Intel transition from Power PC chipsets and all of a sudden, thanks to an Intel Inside and Bootcamp, these new Macs can run Windows and Mac OS X which is the perfect justification for a nerd to make for a new Apple MacBook purchase.
All white and plastic, it was beautiful, and that new Apple MacBook never needed to be tainted by Bootcamp and Windows. It turned out that Mac OS is actually quite capable on its own.
Not quite as beautiful as that G3 iMac I acquired years after it was ever useful, but always be beautiful.
And that's why I can't use any other OS today. I've tried Windows and Linux of late, I'm always open to a change so I know I'm using the best tools for the job, but my taste gravitates to the Mac. It is beautiful, useful, and just plain nice. I've even tried the iPad as a main computer, or the phone. But it'll always be the Mac for me. Happy birthday, and hello, old friend.
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Marketing is actually part of the product.
That’s an intangible element of Apple products that is often missed by the Android, Windows, Meta Quest commenters.
Sure, the other products do “the same things” the Apple products does, but Samsung, Microsoft, Meta, Google marketing is woeful.
This isn’t an Apple thing, this is a human thing. Some of us just want to be a part of something beautiful and cool.
An Apple invoice and delivery is not just some plastic and metal, software, and some USB cords. It’s also a story, a narrative that some people with certain taste, would like to purchase.
And the rest of you can go use your Android, Dell, Meta Quest.
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Ben Thompson's interview podcast with Spike Eskin about radio from 2023 is a really good listen if you have a Stratechery membership.
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a mob of kangaroos
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If every website firewall brought this kind of tease energy I'd be a broke man but journalism would be funded globally.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can just nominate awesome people around you for an Order of Australia medal on the Governor-General's website.
You should nominate someone valuable in your community today.
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Ten years on since we filmed the first season of Married At First Sight, nine years on since it aired, and I still get recognised. Just happened in Footscray.
It’s wild how being on TV has such lasting brand power.
Unlike this post which will be seen by two humans, five computers, and a large language model.
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A little life update: we handed the keys for our Gold Coast home back to the landlord yesterday. Today we’re home-less. I’ve just boarded a flight to Melbourne for a wedding there this weekend, then we’re off to New Zealand for a week, the. Hobart and Sydney.
What I’m trying to say is don’t post me anything.
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going to bed with an empty inbox and an audience size of 3 …
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I can’t escape this idea of what ‘taste’ is, as discussed on the Ezra Klein show.
I like to think about taste not as something that’s not just about consuming a thing or enjoying a thing superficially on a day to day basis, but instead almost making it part of yourself.
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Surely, and please give me grace if this isn’t the case, surely the people really upset about not being able to buy new Chinese manufactured cheap plastic crap adorned with the Australian flag surely have some old Chinese manufactured cheap plastic crap adorned with the Australian flag they could repurpose instead of vandalising and throwing flares into a Woolworths store operated by Australian humans who don’t have any Chinese manufactured cheap plastic crap adorned with the Australian flag?
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The Farnham Street email:
A different take on what makes us feel so busy, stressed, and anxious.
As a rule, the larger your surface area, the more energy you have to expend maintaining it. Of course, when most of us think of surface area, we think of the area of a rectangle or how much grass we have to mow. But there is a surface area of life, and most of us never realize how much it consumes.
If you have one house, you have a relatively small surface area to maintain (depending on the age and size of the house, of course). If you buy another one, your surface area expands. But it doesn't expand linearly - it expands slightly above that. It's all the same work plus more.
Friends are another type of surface area. You have a finite amount of time to spend with friends before you die. The more friends you have, the less time you can spend with each one individually.
Money is another form of surface area. The more money you have, the more you have to keep track of different types of assets and investments.
When your surface area expands too much, you hire people to help you scale. Assistants, property managers, family offices, etc. They're scaling you - but they're also scaling the surface area of responsibility. This, of course, only masks the rapidly expanding surface area by abstracting it.
Beliefs are another type of surface area.
The thing about surface area is that the more you have, the more you have to defend and maintain. The larger your surface area, the more you are burdened with mentally and physically.
If you think in terms of surface area, it's easy to see why we are so anxious, stressed, and constantly behind.
We feel like we need more time, but what we're craving is more focus. What we need is a smaller surface area.
Your surface area becomes part of your identity. She's the 'busy person' with her hand in every project. He's the guy with four houses.
Competition can drive expansion. Most people want a bigger house to compete with someone else who has a nicer house. We are animals, after all. On a group level, this causes great benefits. On an individual level, it can cause unhappiness.
Most of the really happy people I know have a relatively small surface area. I know billionaires with two houses. Most of my close friends only have 4-5 close friends - everyone else is a friend in the loose sense of the word. Most of the productive people I know at work are focused on one or two things, not 5.
The way to maximize your enjoyment in life is to keep your surface area small. It's a lot of work but if the happiest people I know are any indication, it's a lot less work to keep it small than to maintain it when it's large.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world, this makes it difficult to plan the day.
— E. B. White
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How it started, and how it finished
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Disappointed this hasn’t come to pass yet
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This article on "Afrofuturism" is so interesting, so I'll lead with the end:
The fate of humanity in the 21st century and beyond hinges on whether African countries can figure out the riddle of industrialization.
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I love a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. I love her far horizons, I love her jewel-sea, Her beauty and her terror – The wide brown land for me!
– Dorothea Mackellar
Photos from somewhere between Exmouth and Learmonth on the Exmouth Gulf.
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Drove the 90 minutes from Exmouth to photograph the sunset in Coral Bay this afternoon and also see the couple I'm marrying this weekend, and after the sun had set I found that all the local restaurants all had 90 minute waits, so I thought, I could just drive back to Exmouth for dinner.
Alas, everything in Exmouth was closed, not even a vending machine for a chocolate.
So I present to you my art from today, art quite literally made by a starving artist.
Also, regional Australia, let's have at least one kitchen open past 8pm hey?
Luckily today is the first day back from holidays for The Short Order, so I was blessed to receive a 5:30am breaky burger for dinner.
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When I'm president I'm going to classify printers as terrorists
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Digital incompetency truly will be the swan song of the people of the 2020s.