Nothing grounds you more than an email from a potential client apologising for a delay to an email because "this week is a chemo week"

Made the news today

In case anyone asks, I'm listing all of you as deductions on my tax return this year.

It said I can claim any tools I need in my life to do my job.

Name a better Wiggles song than The Wonder Of Wiggle Town.

I’ll wait.

I feel like I’m going through a break-up with the best-laid plans of mice and men.

Hello? Is that the police? I’d like to report a group of people youthing outside my home. It’s past my bedtime and they’re just out there being youth.

If it’s good enough for the finance bros, it’s good enough for me, I’m starting a new year on July 1.

Maybe that will help my mental health?

Just remember guys, we're all in this together, except Victoria.

Not many people know this about me, but I’m not an astronaut.

‪An email from @Walgreens and @Channel9 about an @abcnews report on @BillGates and @richardbranson investing in #Bitcoin was plausible until I realised the ABC can’t afford this kind of investigative journalism anymore #RefundTheABC‬

I hope there’s someone still employed in media to do one of those cool end of year wrap up videos to enjoy as we all drink ourselves into oblivion on the evening of December 31st, 2020.

I don’t talk about this much, but I used to be married to the idea of sleeping past 7am. Now that I’m a dad, and because Britt wanted us to be exclusive, we had to divorce, but I really do miss sleeping around 8am.

I think the girl walking ahead of me is in real trouble. It smells like she’s drowning. Drowning in perfume. She may be on the way to buy more perfume.

Nestle, why not just rename Chicos to ‘Small Dark Skinned Children Lollie That Has A Racist Undertone’.

Luna’s all about new apple products this week

Things you never think you'll say to your child: "Do you want to wear a hat while you do a poo?"

Full access?! Thanks, Emily

I feel like a lot of the opinion on lockdowns is coming from people who's businesses and incomes haven't actually really been affected.

When COVID-19 took the stage, the Australian government/s simply wanted to flatten the curve, so we shutdown society and put people out of work. Today the curve has flattened, they’re talking about waiting for a vaccine. Is anyone steering the ship? Where’s the leadership?

Some people think the Hackintosh is dead after today’s Apple announcement about moving to Apple Silicon.

I think Hackintosh will just move to, are you sitting down? Apple Pi.

Try the veal.

#applepi #hackintosh #applesilicon

Luna & I are walking through a local shopping centre when she points at a girl & loudly proclaims “Mumma!”

I look at the teenager & sincerely say “you are the chosen one!”

This is the most fun you can have with a toddler and a terrified girl before the police get involved.

Has anyone considered how the Flight Centre captain is doing through all this?

With their tanks, and their bombs, and their guns, and their drones, in your head, in your head, they are dyin’

A cop keeping mandatory social distancing rules finds a house flouting the law.

Melbourne during COVID-19 or the Melbourne Zombie Shuffle?

Only Apple would, and could, run an advertisement encouraging me to watch a keynote presentation at 3am.

Remember that time that K-Pop Twitter and Alt TikTok worked together to make the President of the USA look like a fool?

If Donald Trump is campaining to make America great again, is that hinting that he didn’t succeed the first time round?

“From schools to workplaces, we are told that ordinary negative emotions and experiences—fear of failure, or sadness over a breakup, maybe—should be treated or eliminated. Feeling bad is bad.”

A beautiful article on how it’s ok to feel down

You won’t see this covered by the mainstream media

“Viewers are seduced by the promise of access to hidden knowledge, which will ensure that they alone know what’s really going on.”

Turns out I'm a rockstar. I just started riffing on a song about puppies today, the lyrics simply being the word "puppies" repeated over and over and Luna danced along. Please contact Britt for any gig opportunities or interviews.

Audio tweets you say. It's almost like this isn't the first time that Twitter has had that Odeo'ea.

Amish on holiday

This is amazing, someone has recreated online one of my favourite things to do, drive through cities listening to the local radio

People: Mainstream media . Also People: wouldn’t subscribe to any media ever

I’m pretty chuffed today. My first commissioned photo was accepted and invoiced today. You’ll see it in the Reece Bathroom Life Showroom in St Leonard’s in Sydney real soon!

Proud to announce my campaign to run as President of Australia. My whole message is “that COVID lockdown was a bit much, right?”

I was never prepared to love her this much

Is there an iOS app that looks up telephone numbers through the CallKit Call Directory app extension in a CSV or spreadsheet or something super simple? I’d like to know the name of the caller if they’re in that list, but not enter them in my address book.

You’re going to need to secure your lightbulbs

She loves a book 📚📷

If you’re interested in 1) 2020; 2) financial things; 3) Hertz Car Rentals; and 4) how batshit crazy the world is today; then you’ll enjoy this read.

As a husband to a wife, let me give you some advice:

Don’t let your wife develop a rug dependency. It’s an expensive habit that eventually floors you.

Rugs, not even once.

Black mould is really fighting to win the war on fear against COVID-19

Super proud of Britt for launching The Modern Studio with our friend Harley. A fresh take on the photography studio concept.

A rare photo of a pilot and her aircraft preparing for travel In the COVID-19 era