Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • I can understand Abbott's hesitance on marriage equality. The last time we blindly followed the USA it cost us 40 diggers & $7.5B.

  • How about we get some of that progression out of the basement to give the old law a bit of a spit polish and make her look all modern again?

  • In 1961, Australia introduced some of the most progressive marriage legislation in the world.

  • Should someone tell the Catholic Church that marriage became a civil thing in OZ in 1961. They're not losing it today, they lost it in 61

  • Just realised I'm now authorised to marry same sex couples ... in the USA! Such a long way to travel to access equality.

  • That's a bit cray cray, Ruddy.

  • Phillip Ruddock on Q&A last night proposed rescinding the authority of civil celebrants, closing 8800 small businesses in Australia.

  • Why aren't there any homeless people in Dreamworld? Can the rest of Australia learn from this progressive local community?

  • Business idea: pools without water for people who can't swim.

  • Excitement is brewing around the Withers house as we just secured tickets to see @replyall in a live podcast recording while we're in NYC!

  • I'll always remember the day I met the late Gold Coast Mayor, Ron Clarke, and he called me Red Dog for no apparent reason.

  • A same-sex marriage ceremony between a male couple named Eddie and Al and Paul Simon is the wedding singer, dream wedding.

  • Beyond almost all doubt I can say there is not a single USB-C storage device in Queensland available for purchase.

  • Can someone help with a screenshot from an Android device? Just need a screenshot of searching the Play Store for Instagram

  • The new MacBook 12" even lacks an infra-red port so the Apple Remote doesn't work for Keynote presentations.

  • It's quite embarrassing for Apple and annoying for owners, that the new 12" #MacBook is so under-supplied for accessories.

  • I'm not that good of a tourist.

  • We're going to New York next month and the only plan I have for the city is to read the New York Times in a Starbucks one morning.

  • Walking into the Apple Store and still don't know what laptop I want to buy.

  • "If the world is cold, make it your business to build fires." - Author, Horace Traubel, describing the very basic fundamentals of business

  • I was hoping for some Apple laptop refreshes this week but they don't look like they're coming and my MacBook Air 11" is showing its age.

  • Does anyone know anyone who owns the new 12" MacBook?

  • Million dollar business idea: start a touring New Radicals covers band called the Old Radicals.

  • They say our brain is our greatest enemy, but that's exactly what the drop bears want you to think.

  • Look out for our story in an upcoming edition of U on Sunday in The Sunday Mail! :)

  • I don't have much consistency in my life, but there is this one thing: for the last 4yrs I have accidentally been in Sydney on June the 3rd.

  • In the end it always ends up being cheaper to not fly @JetstarAirways doesn't it.

  • GC-SYD @JetstarAirways flight running 20 minutes late so now the staff have free time they weigh everyone's bags, charge Britt $100 for 1kg.

  • Honoured to be spending the day with Sydney's best celebrants in their OPD training!

  • Brisbane ✈️ Sydney

  • So freaking nice to be back in Queensland ... if only for 20 hours.

  • Perth ✈️ Brisbane

  • Dear Internet, please help, I think "Muffin Like Our Coffee" is an awesome coffee shop name. Britt thinks it's stupid. Please comment.

  • I think it's safe to say we're not moving here soon lol.

  • Britt's read on Bunbury: it's a town full of adult stores, cash converters and real estate agents.

  • Spent today training 14 of Mandurah's finest celebrants!

  • Sitting down and watching #MarriedAtFirstSight in a resort in Mandurah with Britt for the first time. It's a great show!

  • Dear #Perth: a #Fremantle Japanese restaurant open tonight, go!

  • Lady in Fremantle store is excited about "getting home to watch 'The Dockers'".

    Britt asks her "is that that new reality TV show?"

  • Bali-Brisbane midnight to 6am this morning. Wedding today. Brisbane-Perth 5pm-11pm tonight. I'm so tired already.

  • Brisbane bound

  • "BTW, saw you on tv the other night…great work but your tie was a bit boring lol." - every single email this week

  • Want to watch me marry two strangers? Channel 9 tonight after 9:30pm #MarriedAtFirstSight has an encore screening!

  • Everyone's biggest #MarriedAtFirstSight complaint: "where's the bow tie?" It was waiting on the sidelines, just waiting for a chance 2 shine

  • Boycotting #MarriedAtFirstSight over #marriageequality is a flawed concept. Approach the subject with research, thought, and positive action

  • So boycott government ... or something smart like that xoxo

  • Dear Australia, neither @Channel9, #MarriedAtFirstSight, or Ai hold the power of #marriageequality in our hands. You do, when you vote.

  • Chatting to Ryan & Rosie on @hotfmwa this morning about #MarriedAtFirstSight

  • As beautiful as @facebook instant articles are, it's a death notice for not only the web, but the independent publisher.

  • Clare's freaking out, she doesn't have the right flowers, cuts to her groom, Lachlan "I just want a laidback girl" lol #MarriedAtFirstSight