Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.
The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.
I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.
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Serious idea: reality TV show based around my email inbox. More crazy stuff happens in there than you'd ever imagine.
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"A lady never reveals her secret Twitter account username" - a saying
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Jay Z has x problems, where x=99+y where y is how many extra problems he has.
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Is Limewire down for everyone or just me?
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SEO/web nerd friends: What blog/resource/website would you say is the go-to, number one resource, definitive website for SEO advice & info?
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Do bearded people do Crossfit or are the two sub-cultures not allowed to cross streams?
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Meeting space in Brisbane that doesn't feel like a morgue or cost the earth, any tips?
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Breaking: Budget axe to fall on whole of government, everyone is unemployed, chaos to ensue. Follow #Chaos for regular updates.
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Also, does anyone know of somewhere to get a light lunch on the way to this wedding out the back of a Byron Bay?
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Dear @googlemaps, how about an option 'Directions to blah blah and is like to have a light lunch on the way but don't know the area"
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djay by @Algoriddim has gunshot sfx. Accidentally pressing it in the middle of Hey Ya! is hilarious. Also genuinely terrifying for dancers.
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(Bands > Offspring) is the musical version of Pi.