The last conversation you'll ever need to have about eating right - bookmarking this one.

"Keto gives people the impression they’ve lost fat" - @juliaoftoronto in Vox

"80 per cent of homes are selling at a loss"The mining boom's biggest legacy seemingly will be the mortgages worth more than the houses.

“Where’s the line on hate speech? I mean, who chose me to be the person that did that?” - Mark Zuckerberg realising the responsibilities of popularity

"Facebook will never stop collecting and exploiting that data. It is all they have." - John Birmingham's Alien Side Boob, 23/3/18

"Business wise, a brand would benefit more from working with a thought leader, who has 5000 real and engaged followers, who could become real and paying 5000 customers, than a buzzword thrower with 20k-50k followers (or more) who are only following thanks to herd behavior and who are not likely to pay for a product or a service. Real thought leaders care and make a point to be knowledgeable about the topics they cover."

It’s time to address the elephant in the room: Influencers don’t really influence anything or anyone!

This 'welcome to the Gold Coast street lights sign/artwork' is no better when you're looking at it straight on and in the air ... I hate to jump on bandwagons, but this is a pretty supreme waste of public funds. I love the Gold Coast, I'm 100% behind #GC2018, but this sign is silly on so many fronts.

“Up until the early 2000s, the only people that lived here full time was me and my family and the people in the Big Brother House. That and a few retirees.”

Did You Know? There’s Actually A Community Of People Who Live On The Gold Coast Full-Time

Honest Wes Anderson trailer Youtube link

Sydney is now more expensive to live in than New York and LA. (It's actually cheaper for me to fly there every week than live there)

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Pro Marriage Tip: Stress = low libido. Enough said.

Love

Is this thing on?

That's the Josh Withers guarantee.

A&K come in for a meeting about their marriage ceremony and we end up talking about getting a haircut for 30 minutes.

As if Islamic State isn't going to claim this ... even if it didn't it's a hot grab for their "cause"

Hey @rodemics here's my dream product: Rodelink Newsshooter BUT the receiver is a USB interface for a phone/laptop or the best: @mevocamera

What could I say to help guests know that their phones and cameras are not for the ceremony? It's hard convincing everyone to go unplugged!

I'm telling you this because I don't want to let my love of song to tear us apart.

Almost every marriage ceremony I've performed has an obscure song lyric in it.

Fun fact: for over eight years I've been marrying people and dropping song lyric Easter eggs into their ceremonies.

Pro Marriage Tip: Give your spouse your undivided attention soon. Quality time is quality.

What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

I'm driving from Esk to the GC - where can I buy a car battery?

Your marriage isn't a destination, it's not a goal you can reach or something you can achieve or finish. It's a journey. A process.

That moment when you realise that you'd be left behind if your friend was friends with Men Without Hats.

EVERYONE LOGS ONTO TWITTER LIKE THEY START CALLING EXS WHEN THEIR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES THEM

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Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

Pro Marriage Tip: Vulnerability is integrity's best mate - and integrity is your marriage's BFF.

Not see Steve Bannon

I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

To love without knowing how to love, hurts the ones we love.

Just unsubscribed from the saddest of Mailchimp lists. It's name was "<newsletter name> first 2k users"

Hey Perth 🙋🏻‍♂️

Where would you elope to, if you could?

World changing awesome idea: hash browns in the @Qantas Club for brekky. How can we make this happen? Will retweets alone be enough?

I'd aim to have zero "guests" at your wedding but as many witnesses as required. For such an intimate occasion guests can stay at home IMHO.

It's far too early for adventuring 🇳🇿 GC✈️Queenstown

Which flowers should I get Britt? I know NOTHING about flowers!

Screen time < face time.

I'm at Canberra's Qantas Club if anyone else is sitting here trying to avoid working like I am?

I need a second witness to a marriage ceremony in Canberra right now. Anyone out and about in the capital with 5 min spare?

... but secretly delivering it to the fridge where I'll have no choice but to eat it because it's already there.

I hope everyone respects my religion this weekend by not giving me halal-certified chocolate to my face ...

Anyone able to be at Amaysim's offices at 2pm on the 27th of April to see if there's an actual draw for their NBN competition?

✈️ Canberra