Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Give your spouse your undivided attention soon. Quality time is quality.

  • What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

  • I'm driving from Esk to the GC - where can I buy a car battery?

  • Your marriage isn't a destination, it's not a goal you can reach or something you can achieve or finish. It's a journey. A process.

  • That moment when you realise that you'd be left behind if your friend was friends with Men Without Hats.

  • EVERYONE LOGS ONTO TWITTER LIKE THEY START CALLING EXS WHEN THEIR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES THEM

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  • Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Vulnerability is integrity's best mate - and integrity is your marriage's BFF.

  • Not see Steve Bannon

  • I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

  • To love without knowing how to love, hurts the ones we love.

  • Just unsubscribed from the saddest of Mailchimp lists. It's name was "<newsletter name> first 2k users"

  • Hey Perth 🙋🏻‍♂️

  • Where would you elope to, if you could?

  • World changing awesome idea: hash browns in the @Qantas Club for brekky. How can we make this happen? Will retweets alone be enough?

  • I'd aim to have zero "guests" at your wedding but as many witnesses as required. For such an intimate occasion guests can stay at home IMHO.

  • It's far too early for adventuring 🇳🇿 GC✈️Queenstown

  • Which flowers should I get Britt? I know NOTHING about flowers!

  • Screen time < face time.

  • I'm at Canberra's Qantas Club if anyone else is sitting here trying to avoid working like I am?

  • I need a second witness to a marriage ceremony in Canberra right now. Anyone out and about in the capital with 5 min spare?

  • ... but secretly delivering it to the fridge where I'll have no choice but to eat it because it's already there.

  • I hope everyone respects my religion this weekend by not giving me halal-certified chocolate to my face ...

  • Anyone able to be at Amaysim's offices at 2pm on the 27th of April to see if there's an actual draw for their NBN competition?

  • ✈️ Canberra

  • Next time I fly @united I'm taking a can of @pepsi to give to the staff

  • Instead of getting free nuts onboard a @United flight, you simply are nuts for boarding a @United flight.

  • Join the @united frequent fighters club today to start earning points now!

  • "Sir, you're actually three feelings over for your fare, it looks like you're still holding on to that time we beat you up."

  • After this United incident are airlines going to have to start offering emotional baggage allowances?

  • Have you considered ditching the seating plan? Place a sign saying 'Sit where you'd like"

  • If you think about it, we're all Kendall Jenner and our memes are cans of Pepsi

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?

  • À partir d'aujourd'hui, le 1/4/17, toutes mes cérémonies de mariage seront en français pour augmenter la sensualité de mes mariages.

  • As of today, 1/4/17, all of my marriage ceremonies will be in French to increase the sexiness of my weddings.

  • Crazy/awesome idea: Sunrise ceremony, brunch party. Sunset drinks with just the two of you.

  • I'm open to blog post ideas - anything you'd like help with that I could write about?

  • Choosing music for your wedding tip: Good music acts as a guide to good living. Let your wedding music be the soundtrack to your marriage.

  • Where did you meet your bride/groom/husband/wife?

  • "Nothing awakens us to the reality of life so much as true love" - Vincent Van Gogh

  • Table next to me is a job interview, grade nine girl interviewing for a job at the cafe ... I remember being way more scared than this girl

  • Bonus: I know the safety demo word for word now

  • Not feeling very woke // flight 3/3 for today, take me home to the Gold Coast, QF

  • If you've got some news you need to release, you've got about 10 minutes to get that press release drafted 9pm NYC and the world collapses

  • Mere minutes until the world get's to see Trump's tax returns and I'm pretty sure Twitter's gearing up the fail-whale

  • Confession: I have a playlist called 'Great song' that only has Dave Dobbyn's Slice of Heaven on it. I'm cultured like that.

  • Step 1: Put effort into your marriage. Step 2: Enjoy your marriage. Step 3: Go to step 1.