Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.


The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.


  • Anyone done a word study on who's using "marriage equality" versus "same sex marriage" in #auspol?

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • Share the love - what wedding business has been awesome to you recently? Mention them in the comments!

  • They just posted a selfie, and I'm like ... fuck .... all these mp3s have been brainwashing me

  • I just found out that I have the same shirt, haircut, and sunglasses as my favourite podcaster. No, I will not admit who this is.

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Date night. Now.

  • I don't know @Nick_Xenophon personally, but I'll attend his funeral one day just to watch @markhumphries ensure he's buried with that car.

  • There are couples flying from across the country and even one couple from the Phillipines 🙀

  • Ping @AppleSupport - in case you guys haven't seen this one

  • A fool would click this link and enter his iCloud details like they want so they can unlock the phone and resell it.

  • I'm so close to emptying my inbox that I had to procrastinate on Twitter for a bit Thanks for being here for me guys.

  • That calendar thing really has a way of sneaking up on you.

  • It just hit me that I'm marrying 30 couples this Saturday at @younghenrys for #marriageamnesty day

  • Spent the first few moments of this meeting thinking the couple were having a death wedding. Turns out my hearing is as good as the bride's.

  • What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?

  • Despite where you stand on #marriageequality isn't it great to see so many debating the value of marriage

  • Just to fill the airwaves with positive shit.

  • If I was running the "yes" campaign for marriage equality, I'd put all the money into Good Samaritan works, film them and play them on TV.

  • Do I need a media manager? Does someone want to come along be my media liaison? I'll give you a reference for your resume lol :)

  • Press are asking if they need media accreditation for Marriage Amnesty Day, next Saturday 24 .... should I make them up cute little badges?

  • I'm open to blog post ideas - anything you'd like help with that I could write about?

  • I couldn't purchase an emergency wooden bow tie in Portland(ia) yesterday. Now I'm questioning everything.

  • Your marriage vows are a foundation to your marriage that should be built upon, not taken away from.

  • I'm not that impressed with the iPhone 7. All of my previous iPhones have had the "lost my headphones again" feature for years now.

  • Portland, where the Starbucks serve craft beer, the food trucks serve handmade soda, and...

  • Hello, Murica! 🇺🇸

  • The Logitech Create 9.7" isn't available in AUS yet - so whilst in the USA I'd thought I'd try buy one, but I can't find one - any ideas?

  • Today we travel to a city whose town slogan is "Keep Portland weird". Ten points if you can guess which city it is.

  • ✈️ From Far North Queensland to Close Western Queensland

  • Where did you meet your bride/groom/husband/wife?

  • Any ideas why @TurnbullMalcolm is reading the Riot Act to MPs? Like, it was good for 1715, but is it relevant to his peeps?

  • Anyone know when the Logitech Create 9.7" iPad Pro keyboard is being released?

  • Fellow nerds, lend me your fingers: I'm in Portland, Oregon, next week, April 6-13, are there any nerd/awesome things I should see/do?

  • Frequent travellers - are you in a hotel loyalty thing? If so, why? I'm Accor Gold but feeling like I should change.

  • There's not enough splash pages on the internet. Click here to enter.

  • 1916: "...to love cherish and obey..." 206: "...oh bae, I ❤️& 💏 you..."

    How ⏲ has changed us for the 👌🏼

  • What if we had a plebiscite on having a plebiscite? #plebisciteequality

  • Just over a week until Portland!!! I'll be blue like jazz all week :D

  • Or am I super late?

  • Any reason that the @GCTitans game isn't being broadcast? Actually turned the TV on to watch :/

  • because they lost access. Thank you, Steve Jobs, for the flashlight. 3/3

  • It's hard to believe that less than a decade ago none of us had flashlight apps. It was a different time. You'd drop your keys in the 1/3

  • dark of night and immediately surrender your house and car, your whole life. People would just walk away from their previous lives 2/3

  • Pro Marriage Tip: If you don't understand yourself, you don't understand anyone else.

  • Considerably grateful to be able to experience all of this. So much good ✌🏼️

  • Today is 🚗 Brisbane ✈️ Sydney ✈️ Uluru!

  • An honourable human relationship is a process, not a moment. It's a journey, an adventure, something that goes beyond any one moment.

  • I've forgotten if I'm a back or a front wiper.

    It's been 20 minutes now, sitting on the toilet, just wondering what's even real any more.

  • Red typo for have

  • But small businesses that red in their own mail servers hate my domain name.