The card was fresh out of the PO Box, had not entered any electronic systems, Keychain, 1Password, Google Chrome saved credit cards. Zero.

Before leaving for New Zealand two weeks ago, on the 21st of July I attempted to pay my GST account using a brand new fresh credit card.

I've got a fairly heavily weighted suspicion that the ATO (Australian Tax Office) has been hacked/compromised. Story to follow.

Business idea: a browser plugin that dismisses all email subscription pop ups on websites

Marriage is more than a moment in time, it's a process. Why not begin it in your lounge room on a Sunday morning before brunch 😁🍳☕️

I just married C&F in their unit in Zetland. Their neighbours witnessed their paperwork, and in a 60sec moment they became husband & wife ⏲

Never before has the world given less of a care about the Olympics. This is a dark time for montages.

Pro Marriage Tip: Give your spouse your undivided attention soon. Quality time is quality.

Sure, let's all believe that @KimKardashian has no idea what phone company she'd like to endorse.

Your marriage isn't a destination, t's not a goal you can reach or something you can achieve or finish. It's a journey. A process.

"Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

"Without music, life would be a mistake" - Nietzsche

Who's playing the music at your wedding?

1996 was a tough year #shoppingtrolleymurdered

... with Paulin Hanson for Tony Abbott's sake.

I'll be honest, I didn't think opening up today's @dailytelegraph would inform me that at one point in someone's life they had to have sex..

Pro Marriage Tip: Vulnerability is the guardian of integrity.

Does Australia have one of those websites that lists all the secret email addresses for corporations?

To love without knowing how to love, hurts the ones we love.

What would need to happen for you to cancel your wedding?

Strippers on the bucks night?! Does anyone still do this anymore?

Hate, in the long term, is about as nourishing as poison.

Screen time < face time.

What's the best wedding photo ever, like, in the history of the universe? I'd love to see it.

It's with great sadness that I announce I will possibly not be Prime Minister, probably.

How many peeps in your bridal party? Are they all the same gender, either side?

Ah Cairns. Where I proposed that Britt might marry me, where I did breakfast radio for a few milliseconds, & where the heat comes to holiday

Have you considered ditching the seating plan? Instead create a sign saying 'Sit where you'd like and make a new pal.'

“We are never as kind as we want to be, but nothing outrages us more than people being unkind"

Kindness: our forbidden & luxurious pleasure

Crazy/awesome idea: Sunrise ceremony, brunch party. Sunset drinks with your lover.

Why are you getting married where you are getting married?

I grew up being told to not meet strangers off the Internet, and especially not to get in their cars. Now I Uber everywhere.

I'm glad that NSW is finally banning those Greyhound Buses. Such an inefficient form of transport.

What's the one thing you've hired or bought for your wedding that is non-negotiable?

Choosing music for your wedding tip: Good music acts as a guide to good living. Let your wedding music be the soundtrack to your marriage.

"Nothing awakens us to the reality of life so much as true love" - Vincent Van Gogh

If a couple have asked me to make their ceremony an unplugged ceremony, how many times should I ask "that person" to put the phone down?

What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

Terribly awkward when a client fervently hates the TV show you were on and I don't think they know I was on it.

Step 1: Put effort into your marriage. Step 2: Enjoy your marriage. Step 3: Go to step 1.

I for one, welcome our new phallic overlord #TheFeedSBS

Fun game, call your family members and ask them who they are voting for. Pauline might make it, guys.

Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

Let's be honest about social networks. The main reason we're hoping one dies is so a new one rises where we can all get better usernames.

Anyone know how the different political parties feel about coffee? Trying to make an informed decision for tomorrow.

I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

Pro Marriage Tip: Perfection is impossible. Don't aim for perfection in your marriage or home. Instead, aim for progress.

Asking for a friend.

Is there a political party you could vote for that would equally serve your own financial interests but also not make you look selfish?

Listening to @wendyzuckerman's @sciencevs preview episode (cause I'm a @Gimletmedia member) and there's a hilarious mis-edit at 18 min's in

Vote 1 for heaters this weekend.