Kogan marketing: Step 1) offer a 10 @Qantas points per dollar spent to lure in new customers

I tried paying with my phone today, and looked like even more of an idiot than I normally would using Apple Pay.

I lost my Phone in Bali last week, I've been using an old iPhone in between insurance claims etc, & the feature I miss the most: #ApplePay

The last "most adult thing" ever was also with my accountant. I ought to stop seeing him. He's probably the reason I'm going grey.

I'm currently scheduling a tax-planning meeting with my accountant, topping the "most adult thing I've ever done" list.

I'm proclaiming September 24, 2016, a day of marriage amnesty, a pardon for everyone that wants to be married, but a wedding has stopped you

The best thing about tonight is realising there's a Twitter bot that auto-liked tweets that mention thought leader.

Every Monday night I realise I completely missed #qanda by living life outside of the outragesphere again.

Between the waves, cars, and planes crashing in Burleigh today, it'd be a great place to get dinner tonight, so many free carparks.

ABC New: car on fire in Burleigh. 9News: A plane has crashed at Burleigh.

"After being together for 23 years and 3 grown children money has always got in the way.so this will gove ius no..." marriedbyjosh.c

Anyone with the email for Kyle and Jackie O's producers?

The public eye sucks balls quite a lot. What that statement is true, it's also seemingly where I've made my bed.

If you have been "meaning to", or "wanting to" get married but a wedding has been standing in the way, September 24 in Sydney is your day.

Launch time!!! I'm proclaiming September 24 as marriage amnesty day.

Do I sound desperate?

Any cafe at all in Sydney?

Somewhere for me to sit, with a laptop plugged into power, and sign the paperwork for a tonne of people to get married for free

I was originally thinking a wedding venue or something, but they're all full on Saturdays already ... so just a cafe might be awesome

Trying to find a place to host Marriage Amnesty Day on September 24, a Saturday

Sydney help needed: does anyone know a cafe owner somewhere around Sydney city/inner west/east/something like that?

FIL does't realise his Pandora internet radio uses the internet .... this is 2016 for sons-in-law

So, in summary: September 24 in Sydney, free marriages for everyone, consider it one big massive free pop-up wedding

Details etc all to come ... just thought I'd put a date in anyone's calendar

No cost, just eternal, unconditional love for some other human 🤘🏻

Because a marriage is wayyyy better than a wedding

So on September 24 in Sydney, I'm going to marry anyone and everyone I am legally allowed to.

Thanks to @MolksTVTalk and @BYoungBris for the word help

They asked me to donate my services they had paid for to someone else, and I thought, why not go one step further: a day of Marriage amnesty

One of my couples in Sydney have just called off their wedding, because despite wanting to be married, the wedding was too much. So ....

Which isn't really describing it well ...

It's a word to describe a day, or event, where everyone can be forgiven or atoned, kind of - like a day where a service is free for a day

Any word nerds able to help me remember the word I'm trying to think of?

If only because 1) if I was going to make a dick of myself, this is what it would look like, and 2) I do love Bali

The best part about being in Bali on a Monday is that you get to read the Sunday newspapers freshly ironed, off last night's flights.

Is there an Australian ISP that runs a reliable network over NBN?

iiNet before then was great but peak times saw iiNet suffer.

I've been trialling Skymesh as an NBN provider for three months and their average speed is not great, and worse during peak times.

I'm glad we got to save the $41k ...

It's amazing how many undesired email lists I am on ... I must unsubscribe from 5-10 per day and still there are more.

I think I need to start seeing other airports

Realising the watching the sunset over Sydney airport is the most romantic thing to happened to me recently, is quite sad

Is that a thing?

So I have my MacBook and a second display, I don't want to mirror displays, but I do want to mirror a web browser

Attention all nerds: is there a way to present, in the way you would Keynote or Powerpoint slides, a web browser?

Thanks, video.

It feels like video didn't kill the radio star, it just hurt us a little bit. Like it hit our funny bone.

Almost every time I fly through Gold Coast airport I see another old friend that I used to work in radio with.

Flying to Melbourne ... the big question is, why not in bed?

As cliched as that sounds, that's literally what I hope for✌