Security guard: "look, there's obviously a reason they're going broke"

Staging a stand-in protest is really boring in between the argument part and the being escorted out part.

Store manager is livid. This is equal parts scary, fun, and principled.

Apparently they don't like it when you quote consumer law.

They're not replacing a faulty TV.

If you see me on the news tonight it's because I'm being escorted out of my local Dick Smith store by centre security.

"Yeah, use that frame, that'll get the clicks up!"

Do you think hell is just a big art gallery-like place where all of your typos are screenshotted and framed?

Bought a TV from Dick smith today ... brought it home ... it doesn't turn on. I feel like this is the beginning of a shitty nightmare.

Sitting in Northbridge after yesterday's elopement on the Swan River ... I really ought to spend more time in Perth, love it here!

Sitting here wondering who the heck is glowing on the red carpet at the Oscars

Some days I feel like I'm the only person still excited about @kanyewest fixing wolves.

Sandgropers, prepare thyselves, we're going west, where the skies are blue #gowest

Went into Dick Smith & prices have gone up. This is going to be a long 8wks for those of us trying to pry a cheap TV out of DSE's hands.

You'll see their cyclists riding around the valley today

Clarification: #Foodora launches on Wednesday in Australia, according to the team leader here in Fortitude Valley

#Foodora bought Australian food delivery co, Suppertime last year, sand they have y had Australian presence before today

I've just donned my lion suit and stalked my local jungle's #DickSmith and as of 9:15am Friday there are no "crazy deals"

Whatever you do today, please make sure you don't donate to the #96five financial appeal today. @96five is wasting cash daily 🤑

Life goal: to find my place on Kanye's DONDA org chart.

Medicinal marijuana finally legalised in Oz. Now all those "sick" gay ppl can finally get stoned like the religious-right want them to be.

Consistency blown away by my calendar. In the coming week I'm at weddings in Brisbane, Perth, then Sydney .... frikkin amazing.

Debating a question here at home: is n Australian embassy "Australian territory"?

it's like a show that's made personally for me

Face palm etc

So, Internets, should I do it?

Just now the TV producers called me and now I tried calling myself but I'm not answering.

For the last month, every day a new celebrant calls me asking whether I think it's a good idea for them to go on Married At First Sight.

If I can hear the @fatjoe with @Ruleyork & @ashanti questioning whether or not the microphone on, then indeed, it is already on

"Put the fucking mic on" is the demand @fatjoe begins the song "What's luv?" with as his friends @Ruleyork & @ashanti - but there's an issue

If you'd like more information about my business send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to PO Box 457 in your capital city.

#Deadpool is an A++ superhero flick, but the writers were the real heroes in the movie

Would you have your wedding portrait photo shoot on a different day from your ceremony and reception?

Such a beautiful lack of lo-fi jokes and abundance of intelligence on @hit105Brisbane @StavAbbyOsher with @oshergunsberg on air

By the way - would totally love a retweet on that last tweet peeps!

ARGH the free social network where I post lo-fi jokes is making changes! I'm so going to threaten to leave, but I won't! 😡

Every time I pull into a 7-Eleven and press the button that squirts out a coffee I blame Obama for the bad coffee. Thanks, @BarackObama.

On that note - I think that this email by subscription with a fee thing is a thing ... I'm currently paying about $60 a month for emails.

If you like nerdy techie things you'll like @decryption's email - the first week is a free trial without a credit card

My favourite daily email costs $5 a month and it's a quick and nice read about Australian tech news.

Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my iPhone… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together

NZ bound tonight! GC ✈️ Christchurch!

In 2000 years we'll be preaching all this shit @kanyewest @ElaheIzadi

About to crash a #hottest100 party and turn it into a wedding!

John @Gruber has a podcast intro tune and now I'm questioning my whole existence.

There's two children in business class on my flight. That sweet Minecraft money must be pouring in.

All of the text (I think) has been copied from the T&Cs we agreed to when we we last installed Windows. Any banks speak english?

Maybe banks would do better if they spoke english for humans on their websites?

Looking at the @ANZ_AU business accounts the primary difference is something called "Additional Key Package Benefits" which means FA

Is one bank better than others for small business (trust) banking?