Apple Store staff just called the new iPad Pro 9.7" the "iPad 7" ... that's not a thing is it?

Won't someone think of Christians? #QandA

In 1961 the marriage law had already moved away from church view, the only remaining element is the gender thing #QandA

Watching a early-twenties girl take her Mercedes through the service station carwash. Dad would be so proud.

Yes, it's 1996 in Queensland, and we like it that way.

NSW and Vic: Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour and 20yrs when you go to sleep tonight so you come back to join us on Qld time.

Can you tweet @mention a Bitcoin/block chain expert you know?

I need a blockchain/bitcoin expert that can run me through a crazy idea - anyone?

Anyone got fax?

I'm required to fax a document today ... the direction given on a website asking me to print out a PDF and fax it back after signing it ...

Update on Mark: he's driven right past my place

How do all of the real estate websites not have a tick box for NBN? I'm searching around now and it's like hens teeth.

Melbourne, Sydney, Townsville, Canungra, working week: donsie.

Wedding guest from Adelaide in Townsville: "You get around a bit, you were the celebrant at the last wedding I went to west of Brisbane!"

Soooo who won? #NRLBroncosCowboys

Taking off now to fly to Townsville, hopefully when we land North Queensland has had another win ✌🏻️ #NRLBroncosCowboys

Despite three people in @Qantas promising me a phone call today re: my missing luggage, the courier just called asking where I am ... at BNE

They have all voiced concerns that @Qantas has been losing its premium edge and @VirginAustralia has been gaining it. Time to move?

I've sat next to some pilots and flight attendants recently and they've all been worried about the Qantas state of affairs recently.

If @Qantas can't find the bag is this when I start freaking out because I do t have domestic travel insurance?

I'm not sure how @Qantas can lose a massive 23kg black bag with a massive #Sennheiser logo on the side. 24 hours on & they still have 0 idea

With any luck it can bring salvation to a public address soon.

My PA is kind of like Jesus of the #qantas #frequentflyer world this #Easter, hopefully he rises on Sunday, it'd be great to see him again.

This time it's my PA speaker system that's been forgotten, by @Qantas.

Last time I went to Townsville it was for my little bro's wedding and I forgot my suit. BNE✈️TSV

Flying home now ... with a massive tear in my suit pants

. @AppleSupport because no-one authorised is trying to access my account (myself or my wife)

Melbourne bound today - making marriages!

If nothing else, @Telstra is just giving all us @TwitterAU users the opportunity to have our tweets embedded in news stories #Telstra

Telstra: Live like it's Download Day everyday. Seriously, we've got more to come.

I'm at that place in life where I'm not sure if @Telstra is down again, or if @Facebook is down or if my iPhone needs a restart

A 7 year old phone!

Struggling to trust my QF pilot, he's using an iPhone 3GS.

I'd like an app that recorded how much time I spend looking for my car in carparks when I'm actually driving a rental car.

SCA could learn something from ARN in this - ARNis doing something compelling while SCA is replaying Hamish & Andy

I don't catch a lot of nightime radio so this little drive to Nowra is pricing to be entertaining.

So @thethinkergirls has got to be some of the best radio happening in Australia at the moment.

I've been a @Telstra customer since birth - thinking about a move to @VodafoneAU - any recent migrants with war stories?

Can anyone else feel another @Telstra download day coming on this weekend? It's becoming a national holiday 🤘🏻

Fairfax Media reveals plan to employ Twitter bots to simply retweet the news in each city it operates.

Where's the current hot and on-point spot to look for freelancers - video editors in particular?

Group of Miami High students heading down the beach for "class" on a surfboard. Being GC born and now living here, I wish I grew up here.

Breaking awesome news: you can legally change your name to just a single name. No last name, no middle name. I could be "Josh".

Can you recommend an iOS app that makes the process of asking people to sign documents easy, beautiful and nice?

In other news, @susieromans who's your gun PR legend that got you some sweet links from all of the Fairfax websites?

Does Fairfax Media now own Business Insider Australia? This piece on Business Day repurposed from Business Insider reeks of paid content

"Ian said that if i did a good job tonight I could be the best man at his next wedding"

My superpower is only watching one episode of Making a Murderer then stopping.

In other news, does anyone want a $499 TV that looks great but sounds terrible? I'll give it to you for $399 ....

Me to security: you can photocopy as many 'no refunds' signs as you like, you're still bound to Qld law.