Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • Is LinkedIn a thing?

  • Can you even be insane in the membrane? Or were Cypress Hill just singing a lyric that rhymed?

  • About to talk #samesexmarriage and #commitmentceremonies on @612brisbane

  • My Watch just crashed. What a time to be alive.

  • Remember when uber used to mean cool/awesome/great instead of #fucktaxis

  • This week he starts work at the Amazon UK distribution centre and I'm pretty sure he won't know where the Amazon bus will pick him up from.

  • It's been fun watching his journey, eBay purchases through to job applications.

  • For a while now, some poor guy in the UK has being giving out one of my old Gmail email addresses as his own.

  • I just yelled "get to the chopper!" but there was only a car. So I guess that's my life now. Miss you, chopper.

  • I'm about to catch a ferry to Tangalooma and I've got a 12:15 helicopter back to Brisbane -- but it's pouring.

  • Can helicopters fly in the rain? Is it safe? Is that a stupid question?

  • Every time @imyke says "Hey Siri" on a podcast while I'm driving & listening, my iPhone is all like, "Yo, Mike, long time no speak, waddup?"

  • Dear, City of Love, please love.

  • Annual @easyweddings survey of 2200 cpls actually entering into marriage (as opposed to old white men) reveals 79% support marriage equality

  • Do you even tweet, bro?

  • Honestly. Screw hover boards.

  • He's currently having a nap, he's the white top on the ground on the right

  • Hardest part of celebrancy is preparing a funeral service ... funeral celebrancy is definitely a calling, not a job

  • Kind of excited about finding out what Australia is getting for the War On Christmas this year!

  • I told him that in 2015 there's only room for one podcast to go viral per year.

  • You've never seen a grade four student more excited when there's a possibility they'll "go viral"

  • Happy that new 2am "last drink" laws don't affect me.

    Sad that 2am "last drink" laws don't affect me.

    Old age.

  • Amazon’s retail bookstore.

    Next, Google telephone directory, Hotmail PO Boxes, Qantas horse & carriage, & Microsoft’s timber office desk.

  • Search for Josh and you’ll find me there.

  • Apparently I spend too much time in Robina so I think everything is there.

  • Should I intervene? It seems rude. But ruder that he’s being ripped off. Also, it’s the Pacific Fsir store, not Robina.

  • Older customer in the Robina @NextByte store is currently being conned into buying the old #AppleTV when he asked for the new one.

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  • Wallabies, they don’t pay ‘em to sing.

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  • A wedding isn't supposed to test you, or challenge you, or tire you, or stretch you, or break you. It's supposed to celebrate you.

  • I just counted eight police cars heading west on the Robina Parkway, heading towards the M1

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  • Business idea: release an awesome movie in 2015 where we travel forward in time to 2045 and make some predictions about 2045. Then we wait.

  • I, for one, couldn’t care less about our new Red overlord.

  • I'm really hoping something spectacular happens at 4:29pm god damnit

  • Getting a really good day of business learning squeezed into a day full of meetings as well! Loving @Unbilled_com_au conf! #unbilledbris

  • Learning about the law for creative nerds at #unbilledbris

  • The poor guy looked so conflicted.

  • Walked out of my hotel, opened Uber & saw that there was a 15 min delay with a 1.5x surge so I got in the taxi waiting. He knows the deal.

  • So @MolksTVTalk and I are more often in different cities or countries at the same time than we are at home.

  • Hey @Qantas could all those LCD monitors in the baggage collection area in Sydney be used for “your flight is on this carousel”

  • My father-in-law spends most of his day reading weather forecasts to me like I never spent a decade of my life doing that on the radio.

  • New report shows that Mars water still cheaper than Fiji Water.

  • By the way - is there a hotel in the Sydney domestic airport grounds or are they all on the other side of the road?

  • I’m @SteeleSaunders’ celebrant soon, would really love some input from @marcmaron on the wedding ceremony.

  • Guy playing guitar on the Beenleigh M1 overpass. Tell us your story footbridge musician legend!

  • Do the banks know that whoever launches with Apple Pay first will immediately see me get a credit card with them?

  • Some punk somewhere is about to experience shit getting real in quite the rapid fashion.