Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • Squad of undercover Police cars furiously trying to head south on the M1 from Varsity Lakes Police Station.

  • I don't know what kind of early-adopter-sin I've committed but FB & Twitter both have features called moments and I can't access either :/

  • A dead president favourited my tweet yesterday. This has great implications for Christian teachings.

  • Life goal reached: memorised the @atpfm end of show song.

  • All I want is some really good advice on the best/easiest Wordpress Multisite host ... thousands of stupid and useless blog posts in return.

  • Probably the worst thing about living in a 2015 world is that Google searches are full of perfectly useless, SEO-perfecrt, articles.

  • New Twitter game: Does @MarkDiStef gave a gif for that? How to play: you tweet Mark and if he has no gif for that, you win.

  • Then I saw his face, now I'm a belieber.

  • I've fallen down the rabbit hole. I have seen Ju5tin B1eber's p3n15 and I can never come back from this. Everywhere I look is JB P3N15.

  • Possibly the best post-wedding email I've received: "Can we book you in for 10 years time when we decide to renew our vows?"

  • That's in 30 minutes ;)

  • Download the Periscope free app - search for @wedvid - at 6pm you'll get a notification!

  • Exciting day for bookstores not stocking ever book ever published. Get back to me when you have EVERYTHING, @avidreader4101.

  • Gympie has a sushi tram.

  • Gympie’s nice, for a town that floods annually

  • I have this weird desire to play Sierra PC games from the 90s

  • “We attribute our success, as I say often, to stubbornness and stupidity” — exec. at a company that’s making money selling cassette tapes

  • When iiNet's service is playing up, then you get a bill, so you put it in Quickbooks and OS X autocorrects it to Inept. Apple's got my back.

  • Dismal screening of some pre-recorded Footy Show bullshit after the #NRLGF. There goes my annual viewing of free-to-air TV.

  • All in all it's pretty unfair to hold a State of Origin match and not invite the NSW team. But I'll take the win.

  • In 3 hours time, when the stadium is empty they'll bring their Broncos onto the field and release their confetti cannons #probably #NRLGF

  • Damn it feels good to be a #Queenslander #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • WE HAVE JUST FINISHED FOOTBALL AS WE KNOW IT. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK FOOTY #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WE SHOULD ALL JUST STOP SPORTING NOW. #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • It's like a stadium of feels #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • Almost having a freaking heart attack here

  • I'm calling for a review of the goal post painters. It's definitely rigged #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • OHGJHNGBO

  • aAAATHKGMHFGGNBVBBHBGFGHGEDGYTGHHDGHHTGJHH

  • Could he have a harder kick? #nrlgf #ridemcowboys

  • The tension! #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • FUCCKKKKK

  • This is a ducking Eminem song lived out in football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys #obechanceoneopportunity

  • What a time to be alive #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • Holy fuck #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • 20 minutes out, this is where Qld really starts playing football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • The Cowboys are so hungry for this win. This is football worth watching. Thanks for sitting this one out, NSW #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • I don't think ice seen two teams come into a #NRLGF with so much respect for each other

  • How have I never seen Thurston's wings?! #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • THURSTON'S WINGS??!!?? #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • It's really nice to see the NSWRL allowing is foreigners to have a win today #NRLGF

  • I wish the #NRLGF ads were better ... Can't we take a cue from the #SuperBowl? Cc @MolksTVTalk

  • Looking at Thurston's face and you can just see ten years of "for the love of God, please" #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • The #bronxnation is getting nervous! That try was too easy! #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • That close! #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • Thurston is so damn keen to kick #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • Just so I'm on the record for 80 minute mark: #GoCowboys #NRLGF

  • A really hot way to get your wife in the mood is to do the serious-faced-bogan-dancing-to-Barnsey-at-a-wedding dance. She loves it #NRLGF

  • "Jimmy Barnes' songs named after other parts of Vietnam" is an album I'd like to see soon #NRLGF

  • Thanks for perpetuating the bogan/football thing with Barnsey, NRL #NRLGF