My only employee is my wife.

Question for the accountants: I'm sleeping with my only employee, are there any capital gains things to worry about?

Waa-hay!

"You recently ordered some glitter for an enemy. Please note that there will be a bit of a delay as the site somehow got popular."

Have just been asked to do a wedding ceremony in a music festival!!!

If possible, close to Cabarita, but anywhere is awesome. Any recs?

I had a place but they're not available. Just somewhere for me to meet couples in Sydney.

I'm looking for a small meeting space, co-work pace w/ day rates, even just a cafe open into the evening that is meeting friendly in Sydney.

Decades from now, 2015 will be known as the year Taylor Swift divided a nation #Tay4Hottest100

It's my grandma's birthday in a few weeks and the big event is that she's coming out: she's telling all her friends that she's 80, not 75...

Have you been looking for wedding podcasts in all the wrong places? Check out @SaveTheDatePC!

Police threat level increases to high. Qld Police forced to wear political signs in sandwich board fashion for protection from budget cuts.

Waa-hay!

Homeward bound, see you in a week, Sydney!

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"No matter how you used yesterday, you received 24 hours today." - An Unknown Author

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First I saw @MolksTVTalk get a #Stan invite. Then I got one. Then @EvanD got one. Does everyone get one?

They've got it in for repairs overnight and now I'm out of touch and out of reach, so send my mail care of Bondi Beach!

I'm in Sydney and my iPhone died directly out the front of the George Street Apple Store.

BREAKING: Man handing out flyers in Pitt Street Mall has had his soul sucked out of him by the pure joy he receives from his employment.

I grew up wanting to "be on the radio" because I listened to Pauly, Mikey and The Sandman on @triplej every morning before school- HB folks!

Is it after the tennis yet?

Just watched #Interstellar on IMAX with @molkstvtalk ... just in awe

I love #UberX! It's like my non-English speaking mate picks me up from the airport and let's me control his Spotify.

#UberX is banned, or geoblocked from the airport.

I'd love to see how many passengers walk outside of @SydneyAirport to catch an #UberX, @Uber_Sydney? There's three of us at the moment.

Sydney bound!

Waa-hay!

I'd like to start a ska band, The Contending Bosstones.

I don't mean to boast but I just scheduled an 8am Saturday morning appointment. How's that, adult life?!

The Lego Movie WAS awesome, but an 83 minute ad shouldn't win an Oscar.

I think the thing everyone's missing here is that Shake It Off IS the actual hottest song of 2014 #ThisSickBeat #Tay4Hottest100

It's almost un-Australian to not vote for Tay at this point #Tay4Hottest100

Why can't it be taco Tuesday every night? Asking for a friend.

I need a street address in the Sydney CBD, preferably for a public business, to receive a single letter to - anyone?

#Tay4Hottest100 #neverforget

Waa-hay!

Thanks to @swoodgate I now know that I can be Googled at "psychotic celebrant Brisbane"

I love emptying kitty litter #affirmations #positivity #icandoit

I just saw a post from @Wil_Anderson on Facebook and realised that it's this weekend that @MolksTVTalk & I do Sydney. Woohoo!

Email from a couple "did not find you by googling 'hipster celebrant'....googled 'not old celebrant' haha"

How else will this cruel world deceive me?

Come on Eileen plays on Spotify and you're home alone. Kevin McCallister has nothing on me.

Waa-hay!

.@TwitterAU you know that's the ugliest way of tweeting right? Surely we could find a prettier way of doing this?

I've just realised that I've finished work in Brisbane too late and if I leave now I'm just going to sit in traffic. Sigh.

The first thing I'm going to ask Jesus is 'who is Ed Sheeran's song, Don't, about?'

Optus: behind the times.

There's a blog post on the way telling you why Valentine's Day is the best day to get married, not the cheesiest!