Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • #Woohoo

  • #Woohoo

  • Woohoo! I'm going to another wedding! (This auto-tweet means someone just invited me to be their #wedding #celebrant on 2015-03-20!)

  • Things I learn watching Hulu: In America they pronounce Nissan "Nee-san".

  • Brisbane - Honolulu, in August. $5200 on Virgin, $2400 on Qantas, $1400 on Jetstar with luggage and meals & fancy crap. Here we come!

  • Hey @MolksTVTalk and other Qantas flying peeps - if you see a deal for Qantas Club over the next month, let a brother know ok

  • Hosting an AMA with @MolksTVTalk's parents this afternoon. Any questions,? Shoot them through and I'll be sure to ask.

  • Radio nerds might be interested to hear B105 today, sounding like they've half re-branded to 'Hit 1053' whilst still using B105.

  • Far too excited about hiding

  • Simon and Julanne just got married as a surprise to all of their friends and family at their Christmas Eve BBQ!

  • WHY IS NO-ONE REPORTING ON THE RUM BALL SHORTAGES AT WESTFIELD CHERMSIDE?

  • Surely under an Abbott government I could get an annulment right?

  • It's our third Christmas together and Britt has only now revealed she doesn't know how to make rumballs.

  • Just sent all of our presents via Express Post. This is how it works right? #ChristmasEve

  • Brad & Amy are getting married on Boxing Day. Amy has a msg for u: "P.S if anyone you know suggests a xmas wedding tell them they are crazy"

  • "Hey Josh, we met you at one of the wedding expos this year at bond uni! I don't know if you remember me but you took a photo of my foot"

  • I think I've got to do something tangible about this in the new year.

  • ... it broke my heart to hear that 1 in 3 girls in the developing world are losing their innocence to the same thing I celebrate.

  • As someone that has the honour of seeing so many consenting adults enter into the union of marriage.

  • What if the whole "Minister for Women" thing was Tony Abbott's gift to the media this Christmas?

  • 2GB comes to Fairfax Radio Network's rescue as it throws Kiis 96 under the bus to pay for the rescue.

  • Has anyone just tried sending truckloads of mangoes into war-torn countries?

  • Bebo is back.

  • Home! #FIFOcelebrant

  • NSW, where you can still wear your sunglasses at 7:30pm in the summer.

  • Stunning day for a wedding in Sydney today

  • Sydney bound for a Watsons Bay wedding today! I've got a few hours free around lunch if anyone is about :)

  • Top ten things that uptown funk don't give it to ya.

  • Bad news in the @Serial world, guys, the little girl who can't pronounce @Mailchimp never learnt how to pronounce Mailchimp for the last ep.

  • I think we're all a Waleed today.

  • Skills: Substantial aptitude in adopting voluminous lexicon in a resume.

  • Why doesn't anyone use underline anymore? Kids these days are all about bold and italics, why all the underline hate?

  • Shopping centres, full of those of us not smart enough to shop online at Christmas.

  • How do self-employed people 'chuck a sickie'? Asking for a friend.

  • Running your own business is just a minefield of unexpected expenses ...

  • Should we keep on renting a car or Uber do you think?

  • Our car is being repaired, post Kangaroo incident, and it's still going to be another week or two apparently.

  • I love the market stubbornness of @612brisbane and @NewsTalk4BC both broadcasting the same cricket match. Over to podcasts now.

  • Everyone should listen to Britt explain 'the cloud'. Right now she wants me to 'just drag Taylor Swift's album' from her cloud to mine.

  • You can't even make a blockbuster movie about assassinating a dangerous unstable sitting world leader without ruffling feathers these days.

  • The taxi council's ads are just sad and they have to be bordering on slanderous @NewsTalk4BC @Uber_Brisbane

  • Listening to @NewsTalk4BC for an hour and have heard 3 anti-Uber ads from the taxi council. So glad my wage doesn't come from there anymore.

  • Is it national ignorance day again already? I always forget the date.

  • I've never seen a 'shooting star' so I don't know what to look for #Geminids

  • I was lucky enough to move into an #NBN house last week and can wholeheartedly agree with @mpesce - it's crazy that lucky had to be used

  • My kingdom to read the @SatPaper on my #Kindle.

  • #Qantas flights turning back & everyone goes home > @Qantas not addressing warning signs & everyone burning in a firey disaster

  • If any men come into the house they'll smell my assembling and no doubt leave.

  • Marked my masculine territory in the new house by assembling IKEA furniture everywhere.

  • I hope you guys have been watching over my FarmVille farm for me.