My new @Kobo eReader is the buggiest frikkin thing on the planet. Although the @JBHiFi sales idiot sold Britt a 2yo model :/

"I need you to help me find a wife for my brother" - phone call from a young Indian gent right now who I'm pretty sure was not pranking me

This seems like it could be my only chance to get @AustenTayshus1 to ever talk to me, so here goes. #TeamJustin @justinhamilton_

Any graphic designers want a quick Sunday morning job? I'm trying to design a logo but my brain is all like "get lost".

My Google Calendar has access to the smartest and best tech on the planet. But still feels the need to remind me of my impending birthday.

Probably the best part about having a cat as a pet is when you call it's name, and it just looks at you, wishing you'd go away.

Hey 'Murcia, can your Police stop killing black people for a few minutes so some Christmas cheer can leak into my Facebook feed.

Life Pro Tip: MacBook users, hover your mouse over any word and tap three fingers on the trackpad to see the definition (via Reddit)

Any recent articles on "things to plug into your TV" I'm out of step with TV tech /cc @MolksTVTalk @trevorlong

What's the Instagram filter that makes you look really sexy without doing your hair or losing weight? Asking for a friend.

It's like the NBN was made purely for Netflix and Hulu.

Our old wireless router is slower than the Internet connection #NBNpeopleproblems

You might think I'm a successful person but I still can't get the 'ohh' at the right time in the bridge of Faith No More's Easy.

Taxi driver trying to convince you to use him and not Uber #awkward

Good to see #NBN on @iiNet doesn't change this status quo. 2/2

Over the past 16 years I have started new tel communication connections with almost every telco and it never 'just works'. 1/2

Listening to @612brisbane of course

If I had to try and describe exactly what I do all day, it would be "make the little red circle push notifications go away".

We've moved house that much this year that our removalist has my number stored in his phone and answers "Hi Josh" #VIPclient

So there's at least a bazillion NBN plans - anyone got a suggestion for a pure internet, 100mbps, big data plan?

The web dev guys behind the PayPal for business website are most certainly on crack.

So I probably need a few minutes away from keyboard.

I dreamt last night that although our new house is in an NBN area, our house was the only one on the block that didn't have the NBN.

Any vinyl collecting peeps after a 4x4 IKEA Expedit White shelving? It's the cancelled line. Still in box un-packed. Make us an offer.

"I assumed all the storm troopers were black because no one cared when they got shot." @JakeCurrie

I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Mr Sheffield should have ended up with Miss Babcock.

The car industry has "sold" itself into a corner that is dark & dingey. Youngins already knew it but it's great to watch my FIL realise it,

Dear car industry, my father-in-law is reading every blog he can find for reviews of the Mazda6 so he can make a decision without a salesman

Tim on the suggestion from Paula that he remember and recite his own vows "No way, I'm not Nelson Mandela!" #MrAndMrsCorbett

Out of the ten million to-do apps for the iPhone - what do you use and why? I've bought so many, and then, have not-used the same quantity.

I've been trying to think of a joke about the @hilltophoods song 'Cosby Sweater' with @BillCosby but there's nothing funny about rape.

It'd be great to see them all come into being.

I seriously want a team of app developers to just be at my beck and call. I have (what I believe to be) amazing ideas every day.

Jurassic Park 4, Star Wars 7, Independence Day 2, Dumb and Dumber 3, Fast and the Furious 10,006. We have no more ideas for films.

It's the little things hey.

I don't even care how good your weekend is, I just saw a non-indicating temporary citizen get snapped by a radar going at least 140km/he.

Simply accept the new light saber you will.

It's so exciting that we're probably only months away from a photo of PM @JulieBishopMP and Pres. @HillaryClinton having a girls weekend.

It gets really good about 45 minutes in

Plot twist: Jurassic Park 4 and Independence Day 2 is the same movie and the dinosaurs are actually aliens.

Brisbane looks like a war zone.

This week's obsession is a podcast about starting a podcast company - aka @abexlumberg's awesome podcast network story: @podcaststartup

Full list of things affected by #bnestorm: everything dot com

#BNEstorm2711 #NeverForget

OMFG #bnestorm

If this celebrant thing doesn't work out I think I'd like to start a Queen tribute band called Queenslander Rhapsody.

Even though you own your own comet ...

Can't wait for that tweet to make it around Cannon Hill

Is there a plan I can just mail this pile of business cards and they send me back a file I can import into my contacts app?

This SEO report thing tells me my website is the 34,335th most visited website in Australia. Take that, Tony Abbott's Facebook page.